
(Image from Kubaher)
One of the funniest things about using Facebook is the ability to create totally random groups.
My friend Kubhaer (who is also a runner) just started a Facebook group called Kubhaer Does A BackFlip to document a dare from his friend Darrel.
He also just won an MC battle with me on MSN:
suff says: u r bigger then lolcats now
I’m Officially A Runner says: lolcats are terrible
suff says: u r bigger then them
I’m Officially A Runner says: i’m merely a C Grade celebrity
suff says: ur building momentum
I’m Officially A Runner says: like a boulder
suff says: being pushed by the hulk
I’m Officially A Runner says: while rolling down a snow covered hill
suff says: in the himalayas
I’m Officially A Runner says: being chased by the yeti
suff says: who fear not, the confetti
I’m Officially A Runner says: at all times, heading towards the jetty
I’m Officially A Runner says: *are we rapping now?*
suff says: *yeah, dawg*
suff says: don’t hate me, coz it’s petty
suff says: *continue*
I’m Officially A Runner says: i discriminate against your race like as if you are shilpa shetty
I’m Officially A Runner says: i’m veronica coz i hate you, betty
suff says: but betty knows, ain’t no dog who don’t like it sweaty
I’m Officially A Runner says: your rhymes are obsolete like olivetti
I’m Officially A Runner says: i’m elevated like the illuminati
I’m Officially A Runner says: your devastated like victims of a tragedy
suff says: *woah, mc battle!*
suff says: yo mama, she so fat, she jumped in the pool and it got empty
I’m Officially A Runner says: yo mama’s so slutty she always try to tempt me
suff says: yo mama, she so dirty, she got algae
I’m Officially A Runner says: yo mama’s so big, she tried to whale shark my mama’s algae
suff says: but that still make yo mama skanky
I’m Officially A Runner says: yo whale shark mama is still hooting at me, asking for some hanky panky
suff says: yo mama? man, she freaky deaky
I’m Officially A Runner says: that was terrible
I’m Officially A Runner says: i dont want to play anymore
I’m Officially A Runner says: you suck
I’m Officially A Runner says: stick to junglism
suff says: haha
suff says: ok
suff says: you win this round
I’m Officially A Runner says: you took all that time and all you came up with was freaky deaky
suff says: i was away!
suff says: had a quick briefing
I’m Officially A Runner says: eminem doesn’t make dat excuse
suff says: eminem doesn’t work at an agency, yo
suff says: hey can i post our mc battle on my blog?
I’m Officially A Runner says: yeah
I’m Officially A Runner says: as long as you acknowledge your weak and lost you the battle
EDIT: Kubhaer wants me to acknowledge that I lost the MC battle because “i am weaker than he”. Koobs, there ya go. =)





